I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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