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  • Just ignore the you're guy. He'll get bored eventually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:38pm
  • this is nonsense. yes, getting drunk before smoking weed fucks you up more, but isn't that the goddamned point? if you smoke first, you'll never have the motivation to drink afterward and, thus, get much less fucked up. and who would ever want that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Very true, I learned this quickly, but I'm sure you're not the first to figure this out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:00am
  • Common knowledge IMO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:47pm
  • Everyone who has smoked more than twice knows this. No peace prize for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:45pm
  • 7:18 AGREED, the whole point of everything is to get fucked up YEAH!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Nice discovery! I just discovered electricity!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:43pm
  • 'Grass then beer you're in the clear; beer then grass you're on your arse'. A trap for young players.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:22pm
  • I like to bone myself in my butt -queit guy doin himself in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:03pm
  • Fuckin auto correct! Sucks cockballass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Nice black guy imitation... Cracker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:46pm
  • I don't agree with this in the least. I do fine if I drink before I smoke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:43pm
  • What would the Nobel Piece Prize have to do with this. DUMB

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:40pm
  • I know you're but what am I?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:55pm
  • everyone fucking knows this. 4 thumbs down to the fucking foreskin that posted this. fuck tfln this is retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:58pm
  • You didn't discover that. If u drink first them smoke it can be a total disaster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:41pm
  • 9:10, i can just see you chuckling to yourself, at the mayhem you're causing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:12pm
  • STOP IT OMG STOP IT -quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:57pm
  • You're a fuckin retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:07pm
  • really? I've never had a problem drinking and then smoking..and neither have my friends. meh guess everyone's different

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Yeah, I got a bunch of people pretending to be quiet guy! I call them disciples! -xxxxxx

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:03pm
  • It's not like this wasn't already discovered but something tells me you were out of it when it happened and being able to remember it now makes you a winner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:02pm
  • YOU'RE UNABLE TO THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY BESIDES 'YOU'RE ETC" !!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:31pm
  • sorry, the second 9:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Your a fuckin retard, 15 years old? Anyone knows better... Fucking Christ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:05pm
  • You didn't discover anything man, I learned this fact a long time ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:27pm
  • wtf's wrong with you people? i avoid smoking before i start drinkin, the buzz then the high is the perfect mix

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:16am
  • Bjg was quiet guys female personality. I know it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Grass then beer your in the clear, beer then grass your on your ass, lol i learnt this in my alcohol and other drugs class at school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:11am
  • how bout you stop being a noob and stay high all the time. Just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Quiet guy does not approve -quiet guy not approving in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:26pm
  • you're about 30 years too late. I figured that out back in the 70's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:31am
  • I don't know yo, the poster has got a point. Drinking and then smoking fucks you up -- but not in a good way. More like in a "holy shit I gotta get the fuck outta here" way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:58am
  • I have explosive diarrhea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:25pm
  • Waste of booze. 15 year oldsters barely put up a fight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:10pm
  • no you don't because i've discovered that already... twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Sinners!! Laying with corpses? You all will burn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:43pm
  • O I got it now. Ahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:53pm
  • You're same person again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Smoking before drinking is not NEARLY as awesome as drinking before smoking. Or doing both at the same time. Or smoking before, during and after drinking. That's the best way to do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:28am
  • You're dipshit Asslapper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Look. You assholes can all do or say what you want, but I fucked the dead corpse of quiet guys mother so that makes me win. Period. End of story. Close the book

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:41pm
  • I think hes dreamy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:38pm
  • U can all suck mi peepee because it's about time for me to masterbate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:17pm
  • This is something everyone basically has to learn on their own. However, it's def worth knowing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:49pm
  • dude hes got this all wrong. if you smoke and then drink you just end up getting drunk, if you drink and then smoke it makes for a good night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:04pm
  • Let's all watch! Circle jerk everybody! -quiet guy in the corner, cock in hand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:20pm
  • I missed you mr xxxxx. Had to check up in you at the bar. I'm that lame girl now on my iPhone with friends. So sad. Glad to see the Nazis didn't get to you!! Stay strong and f those people up!! -bjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:01pm
  • 3:38 its not just you ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Here, I'll suggest something homosexual

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:06pm
  • If you're already high when you start drinking, you can smoke once you're drunk without getting the spins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:52am
  • Quiet guy is now circle jerk guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:22pm
  • We do not discuss project mayhem!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Quiet guy. You're pretty quiet...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Okay. I do not approve -circle jerk guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:27pm
  • shot first...hit it...hold it in...nother shot...breathe and start it again!! yeahhhhh same time baby!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Or u just shouldn't fucking smoke. I don't care if u want to kill yourself, but I do care that you're killing others who don't want to die with your second hand smoke. Asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 12:52pm
  • Who likes cock in virgin asshole?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Come on everyone knows grass before beer you're in the clear, beer before grass you're on your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:27pm
  • I fucked your mother!!! Fucked her hard!!! Inna ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:52pm
  • You smoke first to get you giggly. Weed always makes you giggly, and alcohol just amplifies moods. So you get a little high, enough to get you higher, start slamming down shots, and smoking in between. Chase off smoking coughs with beer. Take a hit, a shot, chug a beer and blow out. Whatever you do, always smoke at least a little first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:18am
  • Here, I'll smoke weed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:56pm
  • DO NOT BLASPHEME! Never!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! SPLAT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:19pm
  • Definitely NOT the first person to figure that out... I made that discovery in high school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:50am
  • Ohhhohhhohhhh! Can I watch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:18pm
  • You're Nobel Peace Prize

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Apparently people here just can't handle weed or liquor. Smoking first makes you pass out. Drinking first makes it fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:59pm
  • or both at the same time. nothing cures cottonmouth and a bad cough like a smooth highland gaelic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:31pm
  • You wish your cock was long enough to do it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:04pm
  • why not? you must b a pussy if you can't handle it. the only problem I have is smokin too much!

    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Sep 13, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Im john mccain and I like it ass to mouth, rock on palin. Why do you think I chose you bab? Cuz you sex me up all nice and yummy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:03am
  • Yeah I got that in '03 you new, behind or dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:09am
  • I like to take dumps while rubbing my cock n balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Oldsters? Way to go iPhone auto correctster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:10pm
  • Hell no I totally don't agree with this at all. If I smoke b4 I drink I get all awkward and won't talk to anyone at a party hence why pot is for chillin out not partying and plus the best way to end the night is with some Maryjane, your all drunk and then u get even more fucked up from t smoking and ur on a whole bother leve l all of a sudden . Amazing best feeling ever then u pass put!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Duh otherwise you get the spins!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:00am
  • big tone strikes again!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:50pm
  • dude. i've known this since birth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:27pm
  • who didnt know that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:57am
  • O stole a kids grape. Once. Does that count?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:02pm
  • haha i was out drinking and then went back to smoke and my friends said " I don't know if your supposed to drink first or smoke first" I soon found out it was smoke first. I got sick as hell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:37pm
  • That was known for years and plus that's a myth if ur a lightweight ur a lightweight so quit ur bitchin any order don't matter. Don't be a pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:21am
  • canada then mexico!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:57pm
  • In a side note, I just discovered that cheeseburgers taste good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:19pm
  • No. It's now circle jerk guy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:27pm
  • You did good kid! Real good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:46pm
  • The saying goes Think.... Smoke before you drink :) always been my motto

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:07pm
  • What you deserve is to be gang raped in prison. Get off the drugs you fuck head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:44pm
  • bunch of fucking pot heads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:17pm
  • the saying goes: "grass before beer and you're in the clear. beer before grass and you're on your ass"..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:57pm
  • I do. Call me Tyler durgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:15pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:05pm
  • yea, smoking second will fuck you up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:50pm
  • oooh. so that explains it. i thought they just didn't go together. what can i say, i'm blonde?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Drink first then smoke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:35pm
  • not true if you want to get more fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:17pm
  • I like to masturbate while hearing corn pop and watching space balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Beer and grass, you're on your arse. Grass and beer, you're in the clear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:18am
  • 7:18 WIN! really you should smoke before and after, but thats just me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Vagina tastes good especially 15 yr vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Um no everyone who didn't know that needs to jump off a cliff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:16pm
  • I'm 12 years old and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:32am
  • Is skull fucking dead babies wrong?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:23pm
  • You losers all are jerk-heads! -quieter guy thn usual

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:00pm
  • every generation thinks they're the first ...news flash ...pot has been around wayy longer than you think and people have been drinkin alcohol and smokin pot for a looong time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:47am
  • You're fucker. Dipshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:33pm
  • I'm cool cause I have a ghey tag name -quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:04pm
  • you all are a bunch of amatures!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Amateur. I hope your mother gets cancer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Smoking after drinking gives me the spins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Sorts like a solo blunkin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Weed before beer and you're in the clear, beer before weed and you'll be in the bathroom on your knee's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:13pm
  • I learned this one quite a long time ago. But for some reason continue to not follow logic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:12am
  • Quiet guy is a tool for trolls! Hahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:22pm
  • I like guys doing me -quiet guy lubed and ready for anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Motha effing corner boy is a racist fucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:45pm
  • I agree with this lol but I also think if you want to relax after then smoke after lol bahahaha!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:15pm
  • Then I deserve a prize too.... It only takes one drinking then smoking then pukeing experience to know smoke then drink

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:32am
  • Waaaaaaay discovered. Good day sir. You lose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:08am
  • You're doesn't? Fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:31pm
  • Ever violently steal an 8yr old's cherry? It's exhilarhating. Especially when they scream

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:01pm
  • I definitely don't agree..... drinking first is way better than smoking first. Jus sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:22pm
  • youre vinegar $pimpsalot$

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:01pm
  • You're a jerk-headed loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Yeah that makes you deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. This is one of the worst texts I've ever seen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:35pm
  • I prefer to smoke after drinking. None of you know how to hold your liquor apparently.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Everybody knows that. That's one of lifes most important lessons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:38pm
  • I'm actually 15, by the way. -quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:45pm
  • You're "I know you are but what am I?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:56pm
  • You're both you're'd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Truer words have never been said!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:49pm
  • I nail 15 yr olds after I get em drunk -quiet guy date raping in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Some people on this post need to grow the fuck up keep your negativity to yourself you are bring down my high

    Submitted by rc1964 on May 27, 10 at 12:34pm
  • Haha. Me no fuck. You fuck. Me. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:48pm
  • i concur, lol. just last weekend i drank more than my fair share of hearty ale (maximum ice 40, im so classy) and sat down with my cousin for a quick bowl. it was less than a half hour before i found myself vomiting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:37am
  • You're worth knowing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:50pm
  • haha a lesson i learned a while ago (the hard way)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:45pm
  • I'm 12 years old and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:09pm
  • Beer before bong, doing it wrong..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:19pm
  • So true. Although the spins can be fun, especially when driving

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:36am
  • Holy fuck! How can you see me thru the blinds!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Here, I'll say the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Nice! Keep up the good work. Mom said we have to clean the basement tomorrow for her bunko group! How lame. But she said she will get us a petting zoo for our birthdays.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Here, I'll be a wetback

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:02pm
  • 15 year olds are easy to hold down -quiet guy holding down 15 yr olds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:11pm