I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
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Just ignore the you're guy. He'll get bored eventually.
this is nonsense. yes, getting drunk before smoking weed fucks you up more, but isn't that the goddamned point? if you smoke first, you'll never have the motivation to drink afterward and, thus, get much less fucked up. and who would ever want that?
Very true, I learned this quickly, but I'm sure you're not the first to figure this out
Common knowledge IMO.
Everyone who has smoked more than twice knows this. No peace prize for you.
7:18 AGREED, the whole point of everything is to get fucked up YEAH!!!!
Nice discovery! I just discovered electricity!
'Grass then beer you're in the clear; beer then grass you're on your arse'. A trap for young players.
I like to bone myself in my butt
-queit guy doin himself in the corner
Fuckin auto correct! Sucks cockballass
Nice black guy imitation... Cracker
I don't agree with this in the least. I do fine if I drink before I smoke.
What would the Nobel Piece Prize have to do with this. DUMB
I know you're but what am I?
everyone fucking knows this. 4 thumbs down to the fucking foreskin that posted this. fuck tfln this is retarded
You didn't discover that. If u drink first them smoke it can be a total disaster.
9:10, i can just see you chuckling to yourself, at the mayhem you're causing
STOP IT OMG STOP IT
-quiet guy in the corner
You're a fuckin retard
really? I've never had a problem drinking and then smoking..and neither have my friends. meh guess everyone's different
Yeah, I got a bunch of people pretending to be quiet guy! I call them disciples!
It's not like this wasn't already discovered but something tells me you were out of it when it happened and being able to remember it now makes you a winner
YOU'RE UNABLE TO THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY BESIDES 'YOU'RE ETC" !!!!!!!!
sorry, the second 9:10
Your a fuckin retard, 15 years old? Anyone knows better... Fucking Christ
You didn't discover anything man, I learned this fact a long time ago.
wtf's wrong with you people? i avoid smoking before i start drinkin, the buzz then the high is the perfect mix
Bjg was quiet guys female personality. I know it!
Grass then beer your in the clear, beer then grass your on your ass,
lol i learnt this in my alcohol and other drugs class at school
how bout you stop being a noob and stay high all the time.
Quiet guy does not approve
-quiet guy not approving in the corner
you're about 30 years too late. I figured that out back in the 70's
I don't know yo, the poster has got a point. Drinking and then smoking fucks you up -- but not in a good way. More like in a "holy shit I gotta get the fuck outta here" way.
I have explosive diarrhea
Waste of booze. 15 year oldsters barely put up a fight
no you don't because i've discovered that already... twice.
Sinners!! Laying with corpses? You all will burn!
O I got it now. Ahaha
You're same person again
Smoking before drinking is not NEARLY as awesome as drinking before smoking. Or doing both at the same time. Or smoking before, during and after drinking. That's the best way to do it.
Look. You assholes can all do or say what you want, but I fucked the dead corpse of quiet guys mother so that makes me win. Period. End of story. Close the book
I think hes dreamy!
U can all suck mi peepee because it's about time for me to masterbate
This is something everyone basically has to learn on their own. However, it's def worth knowing
dude hes got this all wrong. if you smoke and then drink you just end up getting drunk, if you drink and then smoke it makes for a good night
Let's all watch! Circle jerk everybody!
-quiet guy in the corner, cock in hand
I missed you mr xxxxx. Had to check up in you at the bar. I'm that lame girl now on my iPhone with friends. So sad. Glad to see the Nazis didn't get to you!! Stay strong and f those people up!! -bjg
3:38 its not just you ha
Here, I'll suggest something homosexual
If you're already high when you start drinking, you can smoke once you're drunk without getting the spins.
Quiet guy is now circle jerk guy
We do not discuss project mayhem!
Quiet guy. You're pretty quiet...
Okay. I do not approve
-circle jerk guy in the corner
shot first...hit it...hold it in...nother shot...breathe and start it again!! yeahhhhh same time baby!!!
Or u just shouldn't fucking smoke. I don't care if u want to kill yourself, but I do care that you're killing others who don't want to die with your second hand smoke. Asshole.
Who likes cock in virgin asshole?
Come on everyone knows grass before beer you're in the clear, beer before grass you're on your ass
I fucked your mother!!! Fucked her hard!!! Inna ass
You smoke first to get you giggly. Weed always makes you giggly, and alcohol just amplifies moods. So you get a little high, enough to get you higher, start slamming down shots, and smoking in between. Chase off smoking coughs with beer. Take a hit, a shot, chug a beer and blow out. Whatever you do, always smoke at least a little first.
Here, I'll smoke weed
DO NOT BLASPHEME! Never!
Definitely NOT the first person to figure that out... I made that discovery in high school.
Ohhhohhhohhhh! Can I watch?
You're Nobel Peace Prize
Apparently people here just can't handle weed or liquor. Smoking first makes you pass out. Drinking first makes it fine.
or both at the same time. nothing cures cottonmouth and a bad cough like a smooth highland gaelic.
You wish your cock was long enough to do it!
why not? you must b a pussy if you can't handle it. the only problem I have is smokin too much!
Im john mccain and I like it ass to mouth, rock on palin. Why do you think I chose you bab? Cuz you sex me up all nice and yummy.
Yeah I got that in '03 you new, behind or dumb
I like to take dumps while rubbing my cock n balls
Oldsters? Way to go iPhone auto correctster
Hell no I totally don't agree with this at all. If I smoke b4 I drink I get all awkward and won't talk to anyone at a party hence why pot is for chillin out not partying and plus the best way to end the night is with some Maryjane, your all drunk and then u get even more fucked up from t
smoking and ur on a whole bother leve l all of a sudden . Amazing best feeling ever then u pass put!
Duh otherwise you get the spins!!!
big tone strikes again!!
dude. i've known this since birth.
who didnt know that?
O stole a kids grape. Once. Does that count?
haha i was out drinking and then went back to smoke and my friends said " I don't know if your supposed to drink first or smoke first" I soon found out it was smoke first. I got sick as hell!
That was known for years and plus that's a myth if ur a lightweight ur a lightweight so quit ur bitchin any order don't matter. Don't be a pussy
canada then mexico!!!
In a side note, I just discovered that cheeseburgers taste good.
No. It's now circle jerk guy!!!
You did good kid! Real good.
The saying goes Think.... Smoke before you drink :) always been my motto
What you deserve is to be gang raped in prison. Get off the drugs you fuck head.
bunch of fucking pot heads.
the saying goes:
"grass before beer and you're in the clear.
beer before grass and you're on your ass"..
I do. Call me Tyler durgin
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yea, smoking second will fuck you up...
oooh. so that explains it. i thought they just didn't go together. what can i say, i'm blonde?
Drink first then smoke
not true if you want to get more fucked up
I like to masturbate while hearing corn pop and watching space balls
Beer and grass, you're on your arse. Grass and beer, you're in the clear.
7:18 WIN! really you should smoke before and after, but thats just me.
Vagina tastes good especially 15 yr vag
Um no everyone who didn't know that needs to jump off a cliff
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
Is skull fucking dead babies wrong?
You losers all are jerk-heads!
-quieter guy thn usual
every generation thinks they're the first ...news flash ...pot has been around wayy longer than you think and people have been drinkin alcohol and smokin pot for a looong time
I'm cool cause I have a ghey tag name
you all are a bunch of amatures!
Amateur. I hope your mother gets cancer.
Smoking after drinking gives me the spins
Sorts like a solo blunkin?
Weed before beer and you're in the clear, beer before weed and you'll be in the bathroom on your knee's.
I learned this one quite a long time ago. But for some reason continue to not follow logic.
Quiet guy is a tool for trolls! Hahahahahaha
I like guys doing me
-quiet guy lubed and ready for anal
Motha effing corner boy is a racist fucker.
I agree with this lol but I also think if you want to relax after then smoke after lol bahahaha!!
Then I deserve a prize too.... It only takes one drinking then smoking then pukeing experience to know smoke then drink
Waaaaaaay discovered. Good day sir. You lose.
Ever violently steal an 8yr old's cherry? It's exhilarhating. Especially when they scream
I definitely don't agree..... drinking first is way better than smoking first. Jus sayin.
You're a jerk-headed loser
Yeah that makes you deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. This is one of the worst texts I've ever seen.
I prefer to smoke after drinking. None of you know how to hold your liquor apparently.
Everybody knows that. That's one of lifes most important lessons.
I'm actually 15, by the way.
You're "I know you are but what am I?"
You're both you're'd
Truer words have never been said!
I nail 15 yr olds after I get em drunk
-quiet guy date raping in the corner
Some people on this post need to grow the fuck up keep your negativity to yourself you are bring down my high
Haha. Me no fuck. You fuck. Me. Haha
i concur, lol. just last weekend i drank more than my fair share of hearty ale (maximum ice 40, im so classy) and sat down with my cousin for a quick bowl.
it was less than a half hour before i found myself vomiting.
You're worth knowing
haha a lesson i learned a while ago (the hard way)
Beer before bong, doing it wrong..
So true. Although the spins can be fun, especially when driving
Holy fuck! How can you see me thru the blinds!
Here, I'll say the same thing.
Nice! Keep up the good work. Mom said we have to clean the basement tomorrow for her bunko group! How lame. But she said she will get us a petting zoo for our birthdays.
Here, I'll be a wetback
15 year olds are easy to hold down
-quiet guy holding down 15 yr olds