i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
