it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize
