You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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Nah i usually just wake up and piss excellence.
I'll take "fatties" for $1,200 Alex.
Oprah once woke up in a tub full of cream cheese...and came instantly.
....even with being lactose intolerant.
@binders make it $1600 and you've got a deal
so bad but so good
Fatty's like you make me embarrassed to be an American...
She just doesn't have his nuts in his purse, she has the whole package and Velcro chest hair.
I would say YOLO, but I hate that phrase, so...yay for unhealthy food!