do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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