Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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