Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
