i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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Yeah it's my gave too!
This is a FML majorly!
If this WAS real, the person would have failed at life
for those of you who are telling farmville lovers to get a life look at yourself your on tfln. not much better. fuckin dumbass people.
you have to PAY for farmville!?!?
just another reason to loathe it.
I hope this is fake because if it isn't you are a fucking retard. Drunk or not.
Yeah right def fake
anyone who spends real money for virtual money is a dumbass, drunk or not.
Jeff, will you marry me?
HAHAHAHAHA made my day
Haha, happened to me when I played Gaia Online...woke up to $300 worth of Gaia Cash and calls from my bank thinking I'd had my card stolen... :|
I think it's fuckin hilarious
hahahaha That's hillarious!
hahahahahaha on the real though this shit must suck
you don't have to pay for farmville. but you can buy farmville coins and cash if you don wait to wait to make the money from farming. that's what we call a lazy farmer.
you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river... when.. you're livin in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
-Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker
This is why Farmville sucks
I agree with 10:14 and 1015!!!!!!!
Ahahahah WTF. Am I the only one who doesn't understand the farmville obsesh...
What is farmville? I'm guessing something like sims park or sims safari but a farm
Oh! I get it! The OP has to start hiding his credit card when he drinks or else he'll go bankrupt from using too much money on a virtual game on Facebook with virtual money!
this is so stupid. Most likely did not happen. These are getting worse and worse as the website gets more popular. So dumb, If you're under the age of 18 you should not be posting stupid shit about Farmville and other worthless games. And also if this just happens to be true, I would imagine you'd have to be at a pretty shitty party with shitty alcohol to even give a shit about your virtual farm thus concluding that you. are. too. young.
Obama is a worthless piece of shit
I can see my Aunt doing this..
haha yea no life at all. fake post btw too
Like Dude....can you grow pot on Farmville?
Farmvilleeee is soooo funnnn :D andd it's addictingggg. Add meee pleaseee I needd moreee neighborsss to sendd me giftsss ^.^
Horseshit. No you didn't. Go away.
1:26 has waaay too much time on his hands.
This text is funny....in America
I hate farmville second only to how much I hate farmville posts and farmville posters
You're an idiot! Nobody with a life gets THAT drunk!!!!!!
That is the most epic thing I have heard all new year.
One word; bejeweled...it's free
You're a bigger loser 1:26. How do you even know that, and why did you take the time to figure it out?
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING FARMVILLE TEXT IM GONNA BLOW THIS BITCH TO HELL
well said. well said.
and same to you people saying get a life no one gets that drunk, what are you doing with your so called life then??
WTF, fake. That is the equivalent to 1,400,000 coins you fucker
Does farmville have a bar?
2:03 is pretty cool gaiz.
Only a drunken tard would spend $800 on that game!
Cafe world is much more fun n u don't have to wait a day before each gameplay
Wow... This is why I don't have one. >.<
did anyone else see this on lamebook? faaaaaake.
O wow. Jeff u r funny. Sry about another post I put...
252, thank you. very much.
Haha 5:24... No you're not... This is great!!!!
Fuck you 10:14, im taking a shit while reading this site, and getting paid. Way more productive then you fuck face.
Go eat a sack of baby dicks Jeff, you cheeky bastard
I don't care how drunk you are, you are a fucking idiot.
Ps I didn't know you actually spend money in that game.........
this is a cool text
- guy raped by brett
EAT A FUDGIE POOP STICK!
oh hi guys.
yeah that was me on omegle
this is the fakest thing i have ever read
totally know the kid that did this! hahahaha!
If you hide it you will know were it is
it's really easy to just block farmville from your newsfeed if you hate it so much...some people have fun with it. BUT i absolutely refuse to ever spend a dime of real money on it. gotta have boundaries.
Actually i want to marry Jeff!!
If I had a Nickel..
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
only jersey love it thats my area code!!
Great reply Jeff, your now my friend. TFLN is getting so damn horrid. Post REAL SHIT!
I'm calling bs. thanx 2 jeff, joker, charles rutherford
Wait, you have to PAY FOR SHIT on Farmville?
Whoever invented this is immediately the smartest person involved in Farmville. Everyone who plays it is dumber than him(/her), by about a thousand.
Charles Rutherford think you fucked Hogzilla on the farm
9:03, which 9:01?
there's three, and i know 2 are the same person.
You're an idiot.
Go plant a REAL tree, dude.
You should be castrated for playing farmville
first! (noone cares, but it's revenge bitchessss)
see how annoying it is?
Epic!!!! Hahahahahahaha this is my gave tfln today!