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  • Yeah it's my gave too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:34pm
  • for those of you who are telling farmville lovers to get a life look at yourself your on tfln. not much better. fuckin dumbass people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Yeah right def fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:19pm
  • If this WAS real, the person would have failed at life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:46pm
  • This is a FML majorly!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:02am
  • you have to PAY for farmville!?!? just another reason to loathe it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:35pm
  • I hope this is fake because if it isn't you are a fucking retard. Drunk or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:24pm
  • anyone who spends real money for virtual money is a dumbass, drunk or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:13am
  • Haha, happened to me when I played Gaia Online...woke up to $300 worth of Gaia Cash and calls from my bank thinking I'd had my card stolen... :|

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:26am
  • Jeff, will you marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:07am
  • you don't have to pay for farmville. but you can buy farmville coins and cash if you don wait to wait to make the money from farming. that's what we call a lazy farmer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:37pm
  • I agree with 10:14 and 1015!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Ahahahah WTF. Am I the only one who doesn't understand the farmville obsesh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:19pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA made my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:45pm
  • This is why Farmville sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:23am
  • Oh! I get it! The OP has to start hiding his credit card when he drinks or else he'll go bankrupt from using too much money on a virtual game on Facebook with virtual money! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:34pm
  • you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river... when.. you're livin in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! -Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:19pm
  • haha yea no life at all. fake post btw too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:18pm
  • hahahaha That's hillarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:15pm
  • One word; bejeweled...it's free

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:18pm
  • I think it's fuckin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:19pm
  • What is farmville? I'm guessing something like sims park or sims safari but a farm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:28am
  • This text is funny....in America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Obama is a worthless piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:52am
  • this is so stupid. Most likely did not happen. These are getting worse and worse as the website gets more popular. So dumb, If you're under the age of 18 you should not be posting stupid shit about Farmville and other worthless games. And also if this just happens to be true, I would imagine you'd have to be at a pretty shitty party with shitty alcohol to even give a shit about your virtual farm thus concluding that you. are. too. young.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:42pm
  • hahahahahaha on the real though this shit must suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:20pm
  • That is the most epic thing I have heard all new year. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:47am
  • Obama is a worthless piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:45am
  • I hate farmville second only to how much I hate farmville posts and farmville posters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:46pm
  • I can see my Aunt doing this.. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:47pm
  • You're an idiot! Nobody with a life gets THAT drunk!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Horseshit. No you didn't. Go away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:30pm
  • Only a drunken tard would spend $800 on that game!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:14am
  • You're a bigger loser 1:26. How do you even know that, and why did you take the time to figure it out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:28pm
  • and same to you people saying get a life no one gets that drunk, what are you doing with your so called life then??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:15pm
  • WTF, fake. That is the equivalent to 1,400,000 coins you fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:26am
  • Does farmville have a bar?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Farmvilleeee is soooo funnnn :D andd it's addictingggg. Add meee pleaseee I needd moreee neighborsss to sendd me giftsss ^.^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:58pm
  • 1:26 has waaay too much time on his hands.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:12am
  • yankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:50pm
  • this is the fakest thing i have ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:16pm
  • it's really easy to just block farmville from your newsfeed if you hate it so much...some people have fun with it. BUT i absolutely refuse to ever spend a dime of real money on it. gotta have boundaries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:39pm
  • 2:03 is pretty cool gaiz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:15am
  • Cafe world is much more fun n u don't have to wait a day before each gameplay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:04am
  • did anyone else see this on lamebook? faaaaaake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:39pm
  • (1) (0) Anonymous said... FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING FARMVILLE TEXT IM GONNA BLOW THIS BITCH TO HELL well said. well said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:55pm
  • this is a cool text - guy raped by brett

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:35pm
  • EAT A FUDGIE POOP STICK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:49pm
  • O wow. Jeff u r funny. Sry about another post I put...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:42pm
  • Like Dude....can you grow pot on Farmville?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Wow... This is why I don't have one. >.<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:02pm
  • If you hide it you will know were it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Fuck you 10:14, im taking a shit while reading this site, and getting paid. Way more productive then you fuck face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Haha 5:24... No you're not... This is great!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:35am
  • I don't care how drunk you are, you are a fucking idiot. Ps I didn't know you actually spend money in that game.........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:21pm
  • 252, thank you. very much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:44pm
  • totally know the kid that did this! hahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Wait, you have to PAY FOR SHIT on Farmville? Whoever invented this is immediately the smartest person involved in Farmville. Everyone who plays it is dumber than him(/her), by about a thousand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:11am
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:08pm
  • oh hi guys. yeah that was me on omegle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:43pm
  • only jersey love it thats my area code!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:25am
  • Actually i want to marry Jeff!! <3 ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:09am
  • THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:37am
  • Go eat a sack of baby dicks Jeff, you cheeky bastard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:42pm
  • You're an idiot. Farmville? Go plant a REAL tree, dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:27pm
  • Epic!!!! Hahahahahahaha this is my gave tfln today!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Great reply Jeff, your now my friend. TFLN is getting so damn horrid. Post REAL SHIT! Jim

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:37pm
  • OVERKILL

    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 13, 12 at 2:03am
  • I'm calling bs. thanx 2 jeff, joker, charles rutherford

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:11am
  • Charles Rutherford think you fucked Hogzilla on the farm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:26am
  • 9:03, which 9:01? there's three, and i know 2 are the same person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:42pm
  • You should be castrated for playing farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:44am
  • first! (noone cares, but it's revenge bitchessss) see how annoying it is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:01pm