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  • 81 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:24pm

    I hope this is fake because if it isn't you are a fucking retard. Drunk or not.

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:37pm

    you don't have to pay for farmville. but you can buy farmville coins and cash if you don wait to wait to make the money from farming. that's what we call a lazy farmer.

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:14pm

    for those of you who are telling farmville lovers to get a life look at yourself your on tfln. not much better. fuckin dumbass people.

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:34pm

    Yeah it's my gave too!

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:45pm

    HAHAHAHAHA made my day

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:28am

    What is farmville? I'm guessing something like sims park or sims safari but a farm

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:42pm

    this is so stupid. Most likely did not happen. These are getting worse and worse as the website gets more popular. So dumb, If you're under the age of 18 you should not be posting stupid shit about Farmville and other worthless games. And also if this just happens to be true, I would imagine you'd have to be at a pretty shitty party with shitty alcohol to even give a shit about your virtual farm thus concluding that you. are. too. young.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:35pm

    you have to PAY for farmville!?!? just another reason to loathe it.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:19pm

    you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river... when.. you're livin in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! -Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:15pm

    hahahaha That's hillarious!

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:16pm

    this is the fakest thing i have ever read

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:07am

    Jeff, will you marry me?

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:20pm

    hahahahahaha on the real though this shit must suck

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:28pm

    You're a bigger loser 1:26. How do you even know that, and why did you take the time to figure it out?

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:47am

    That is the most epic thing I have heard all new year. 

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:39pm

    did anyone else see this on lamebook? faaaaaake.

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:13am

    anyone who spends real money for virtual money is a dumbass, drunk or not.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:19pm

    Yeah right def fake

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:26am

    WTF, fake. That is the equivalent to 1,400,000 coins you fucker

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:30pm

    Horseshit. No you didn't. Go away.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:23am

    This is why Farmville sucks

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:52am

    Obama is a worthless piece of shit

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:19pm

    Ahahahah WTF. Am I the only one who doesn't understand the farmville obsesh...

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:12am

    1:26 has waaay too much time on his hands.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:19pm

    I think it's fuckin hilarious

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:18pm

    One word; bejeweled...it's free

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:42pm

    This text is funny....in America

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:18pm

    haha yea no life at all. fake post btw too

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:15pm

    I agree with 10:14 and 1015!!!!!!!

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:02pm

    Wow... This is why I don't have one. >.<

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:26am

    Haha, happened to me when I played Gaia Online...woke up to $300 worth of Gaia Cash and calls from my bank thinking I'd had my card stolen... :|

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:35pm

    this is a cool text - guy raped by brett

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:26pm

    Epic!!!! Hahahahahahaha this is my gave tfln today!

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:20pm

    If you hide it you will know were it is

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:08pm

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:49pm

    EAT A FUDGIE POOP STICK!

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:47pm

    Does farmville have a bar?

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:37pm

    Great reply Jeff, your now my friend. TFLN is getting so damn horrid. Post REAL SHIT! Jim

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:15pm

    and same to you people saying get a life no one gets that drunk, what are you doing with your so called life then??

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:19pm

    Like Dude....can you grow pot on Farmville?

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:45am

    Obama is a worthless piece of shit

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:50pm

    You're an idiot! Nobody with a life gets THAT drunk!!!!!!

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:44am

    You should be castrated for playing farmville

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:53pm

    Fuck you 10:14, im taking a shit while reading this site, and getting paid. Way more productive then you fuck face.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:39pm

    it's really easy to just block farmville from your newsfeed if you hate it so much...some people have fun with it. BUT i absolutely refuse to ever spend a dime of real money on it. gotta have boundaries.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:50pm

    yankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:21pm

    I don't care how drunk you are, you are a fucking idiot. Ps I didn't know you actually spend money in that game.........

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:02am

    This is a FML majorly!

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:09am

    Actually i want to marry Jeff!! <3 ME

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:46pm

    If this WAS real, the person would have failed at life

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:34pm

    Oh! I get it! The OP has to start hiding his credit card when he drinks or else he'll go bankrupt from using too much money on a virtual game on Facebook with virtual money! -Jeff

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:42pm

    Go eat a sack of baby dicks Jeff, you cheeky bastard

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:46pm

    I hate farmville second only to how much I hate farmville posts and farmville posters

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:47pm

    I can see my Aunt doing this.. 

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:11am

    Wait, you have to PAY FOR SHIT on Farmville? Whoever invented this is immediately the smartest person involved in Farmville. Everyone who plays it is dumber than him(/her), by about a thousand.

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:14am

    Only a drunken tard would spend $800 on that game!

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:44pm

    252, thank you. very much.

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:55pm

    (1) (0) Anonymous said... FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING FARMVILLE TEXT IM GONNA BLOW THIS BITCH TO HELL well said. well said.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:20pm

    totally know the kid that did this! hahahaha!

  • 29 46
    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 13, 12 at 2:03am

    OVERKILL

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:27pm

    You're an idiot. Farmville? Go plant a REAL tree, dude.

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:35am

    Haha 5:24... No you're not... This is great!!!!

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:43pm

    oh hi guys. yeah that was me on omegle

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:15am

    2:03 is pretty cool gaiz.

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:25am

    only jersey love it thats my area code!!

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:37am

    THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:26am

    Charles Rutherford think you fucked Hogzilla on the farm

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:42pm

    9:03, which 9:01? there's three, and i know 2 are the same person.

  • 44 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:42pm

    O wow. Jeff u r funny. Sry about another post I put...

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:11am

    I'm calling bs. thanx 2 jeff, joker, charles rutherford

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:58pm

    Farmvilleeee is soooo funnnn :D andd it's addictingggg. Add meee pleaseee I needd moreee neighborsss to sendd me giftsss ^.^

  • 42 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:04am

    Cafe world is much more fun n u don't have to wait a day before each gameplay

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:01pm

    first! (noone cares, but it's revenge bitchessss) see how annoying it is?