dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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