She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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