Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • "Sting" is a terrible name for a dick, definitely suggests you'll both need a visit to the clinic

    Submitted by BlargleArgle on Feb 5, 13 at 11:21am
  • I imagine the recipient of this text having a lot of weird dick jewelry that has to be explained.

    Submitted by 478 on Feb 5, 13 at 5:55pm
  • There are female LOTR fans. Where do you think all the Pervy Elf Fanciers and Pervy Hobbit Fanciers come from?

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 6, 13 at 3:48pm
  • Stolen from Cosmo sex tips

    Submitted by 221b on Feb 6, 13 at 3:39pm
  • And then immediately turn around and kiss your chance of ever getting laid goodbye.

    Submitted by Kincaid333 on Feb 5, 13 at 3:45pm
  • Not "The Bobbit!" "The HOBbit"!!

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 5, 13 at 5:17pm
  • So it's an extra short sword. Right. That'll lure her in

    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Feb 5, 13 at 9:40pm
  • What does that even mean?

    Submitted by lunchtime on Feb 5, 13 at 4:48pm
  • So, it's like a dick...only smaller...?

    Submitted by Micholder on Feb 5, 13 at 7:03pm
  • - Said the virgin

    Submitted by hwrecker on Feb 5, 13 at 11:34am
  • [Adjusts nerd glasses] According to Chris Smith's "The Lord of the Rings Weapons and Warfare", Sting is 23 inches long. That's as long as about 4 dicks. My balls glow blue when hot women are close.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 8, 13 at 8:00pm
  • Hahahahahahaha!!!!

    Submitted by Key_umm on Feb 5, 13 at 11:11am