I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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hahah legit. i actually thought this was funny. im getting bored of all the texts from smart asses who try too hard to sound clever. drunk texts ftw
it made me happy to see a legitimate drunken text on this site
Aw, I hate it when drunk powers fail. It's like suddenly losing control of your dream.
Hella dumb. Too legit to bitch.
Excuse me while I die of boredom from reading that
ha ha awesome....I did that.. i actually stood starin at him like a sad puppy dog till he said whats wrong and I said i didnt have a ride home and i actually got it to work although as soon as i got in his car n wouldnt shut up he thought i was crazy...lol
Cause that's not creepy at all...stalker
save us all the time and ask the guy to walk you next time
this..what is this tfln, why do you fail at least once a day now?
Gotta love drunken Newark girls.
haha i also am saddened by my lack of drunken powers...and also love this REAL txt...more please!
@10:05 I'm sure they're funny to *you* but that isn't necessarily good enough.
This one, otoh, is amusing. You can almost hear the bewilderment at her sudden realization of her lack of "powers."
this is stupid....
all of the stupid delaware texts get posted but mine
and mine are actually funny as shit.