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  • 65 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:00am

    hahah legit. i actually thought this was funny. im getting bored of all the texts from smart asses who try too hard to sound clever. drunk texts ftw

  • 63 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:29pm

    it made me happy to see a legitimate drunken text on this site

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:12am

    Hella dumb. Too legit to bitch.

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:30am

    Aw, I hate it when drunk powers fail. It's like suddenly losing control of your dream.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:10pm

    haha i also am saddened by my lack of drunken powers...and also love this REAL txt...more please!

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:46pm

    Excuse me while I die of boredom from reading that

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:27pm

    Cause that's not creepy at all...stalker

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:23pm

    save us all the time and ask the guy to walk you next time

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:32pm

    Gotta love drunken Newark girls.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:12pm

    ha ha awesome....I did that.. i actually stood starin at him like a sad puppy dog till he said whats wrong and I said i didnt have a ride home and i actually got it to work although as soon as i got in his car n wouldnt shut up he thought i was crazy...lol

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:19pm

    @10:05 I'm sure they're funny to *you* but that isn't necessarily good enough. This one, otoh, is amusing. You can almost hear the bewilderment at her sudden realization of her lack of "powers."

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:20pm

    this..what is this tfln, why do you fail at least once a day now?

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:05pm

    this is stupid.... all of the stupid delaware texts get posted but mine and mine are actually funny as shit.