It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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