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i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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