Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I need to align my fucking chakras
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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