Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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