Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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