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  • The goal is to get Cheetos, although the receiver has something against buying them at Food Lion. The simile is then made that not buying Cheetos at a Food Lion just because you hate Food Lion would be like not banging a French chick just because you hate the French. You have to focus on the goal: sex (read: Cheetos). The second text is clear; the texter has a toy helicopter and will try to fly it. We can assume this attempt resulted in a broken helicopter, because none of them last more than 5 min

    Submitted by Xaith on Feb 6, 12 at 12:38pm
  • Chick he wants to bang now has a dick

    Submitted by mama_tried on Feb 6, 12 at 9:14pm
  • I feel like you need to be high to decode this

    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Feb 6, 12 at 12:16pm
  • I thought Chester was a cheetah.

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 6, 12 at 10:47pm
  • lol where do you live in NC, I feel like this is something one of my friends has done. Helicopter too.

    Submitted by bethamphetamine on Sep 7, 12 at 3:22pm