People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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