What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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