first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
