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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 4:17pm

    But did the "jerky fairy" visit you in your bedroom while you were sleeping?

  • Submitted by porksword on Dec 6, 11 at 5:01pm

    Way better than chlamydia fairy.

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      Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 6, 11 at 8:54pm

      Hey, you never know with all the cut backs everyone is making these days, the Jerky fairy could well be the Chlamydia fairy and Tooth fairy. The economy sucks ya know....lol.

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        Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 6, 11 at 10:31pm

        Just be careful when she drinks..... I sometimes get confused as to which job I'm supposed to do when I'm hungover.

  • 67 59
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 6, 11 at 8:05pm

    venison jerky ftw

    • 59 61
      Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 6, 11 at 8:50pm

      Oh come on! I know you can do better!

      • 57 58
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 6, 11 at 10:23pm

        I'm tired and hung over I crashed on the couch diddling on the phone while the stuffing reheated

        • 57 69
          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 6, 11 at 10:29pm

          Why were you diddling with your phone? You could have been multitasking.... Diddling *and* messing around on your phone!

        • 53 67
          Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 7, 11 at 7:02am

          There is no excuse for not giving it your all. Some of us look to you and Wubb to laugh and be entertained. I'm so disappointed Nunu.... XD Try harder next time, lol.

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      Submitted by porksword on Dec 7, 11 at 8:42am

      Well, if you spent as much time considering your comments as you did jerking deer.....

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    Submitted by Phys on Dec 6, 11 at 4:54pm

    I assume the jerky fairy is your drunk alter ego

    • 61 60
      Submitted by Malicius on Dec 6, 11 at 6:18pm

      ThAts the beerinator

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Waterboard on Dec 7, 11 at 4:11am

    Why would you put jerky in the fridge?

    • 53 61
      Submitted by SauceQueen on Dec 7, 11 at 8:58am

      Fun fact from the Jack Links bag: After opening, refrigerate or use within 3 days.\n\nI couldn't believe it either.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Ballslap on Dec 7, 11 at 3:38pm

    Ebm56, the quote was from billy Madison, not old school

    • 52 62
      Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 7, 11 at 3:51pm

      Yeah, you're right. I dont know why I typed old school. I blame finals and the temporary brain malfunctions they cause, sorry!

  • 59 76
    Submitted by helipilot on Dec 6, 11 at 4:34pm

    How long does it take to post something on here

    • 58 60
      Submitted by Ampitup on Dec 6, 11 at 5:51pm

      One or two days

  • 53 81
    Submitted by WesPip on Dec 6, 11 at 4:08pm

    Clear win. Also mAybe first.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 6, 11 at 7:50pm

    Heyyyy Wubb...where are yoooou????

    • 52 60
      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 6, 11 at 10:28pm

      Gosh, shouting for me on a post I haven't commented on yet, you're so good at stalking you're ahead of me 0.o

      • 48 72
        Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 7, 11 at 6:56am

        Ha! You got me :-) I've been sick and bored :-( you know whats sad? The fact that I'm completely off topic and there are relevant posts with more negative votes... XD

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          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 9:22am

          Bahahaha... Comepletely true!

  • Submitted by deezknight on Dec 6, 11 at 5:09pm

    Do you mean "jerky" as in beef jerky or as in "jerky offy in the milky"?

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      Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Dec 6, 11 at 11:00pm

      Mr. deezknight what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this sight is now dumber for having read to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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        Submitted by ilessthan3nerds on Dec 6, 11 at 11:07pm

        As witty as you are trying to be, you failed to realize the difference between sight, one of the five senses, and site, as in website. Good try though. Better luck next time.

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          Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 7, 11 at 5:35am

          The whole thing was a quote from the movie Old School. I doubt this person failed to see the difference between "sight"and "site". It's more likely that they werent paying too much attention to grammar or spelling when they posted something on this silly website. ComboBreaker28, I appreciated the reference.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 6, 11 at 7:22pm

    I love deer hunting season!

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    Submitted by Ballslap on Dec 7, 11 at 3:39pm

    I think that just means your leftovers have been in there waaaay too long. Time to throw that turkey out.