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  • Way better than chlamydia fairy.

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 6, 11 at 5:01pm
    • Hey, you never know with all the cut backs everyone is making these days, the Jerky fairy could well be the Chlamydia fairy and Tooth fairy. The economy sucks ya know....lol.

      Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 6, 11 at 8:54pm
      • Just be careful when she drinks..... I sometimes get confused as to which job I'm supposed to do when I'm hungover.

        Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 6, 11 at 10:31pm
  • But did the "jerky fairy" visit you in your bedroom while you were sleeping?

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 4:17pm
  • venison jerky ftw

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 6, 11 at 8:05pm
    • Oh come on! I know you can do better!

      Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 6, 11 at 8:50pm
      • I'm tired and hung over I crashed on the couch diddling on the phone while the stuffing reheated

        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 6, 11 at 10:23pm
        • Why were you diddling with your phone? You could have been multitasking.... Diddling *and* messing around on your phone!

          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 6, 11 at 10:29pm
        • There is no excuse for not giving it your all. Some of us look to you and Wubb to laugh and be entertained. I'm so disappointed Nunu.... XD Try harder next time, lol.

          Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 7, 11 at 7:02am
    • Well, if you spent as much time considering your comments as you did jerking deer.....

      Submitted by porksword on Dec 7, 11 at 8:42am
  • I assume the jerky fairy is your drunk alter ego

    Submitted by Phys on Dec 6, 11 at 4:54pm
  • Ebm56, the quote was from billy Madison, not old school

    Submitted by Ballslap on Dec 7, 11 at 3:38pm
    • Yeah, you're right. I dont know why I typed old school. I blame finals and the temporary brain malfunctions they cause, sorry!

      Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 7, 11 at 3:51pm
  • Why would you put jerky in the fridge?

    Submitted by Waterboard on Dec 7, 11 at 4:11am
    • Fun fact from the Jack Links bag: After opening, refrigerate or use within 3 days.\n\nI couldn't believe it either.

      Submitted by SauceQueen on Dec 7, 11 at 8:58am
  • How long does it take to post something on here

    Submitted by helipilot on Dec 6, 11 at 4:34pm
  • I think that just means your leftovers have been in there waaaay too long. Time to throw that turkey out.

    Submitted by Ballslap on Dec 7, 11 at 3:39pm
  • Heyyyy Wubb...where are yoooou????

    Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 6, 11 at 7:50pm
    • Gosh, shouting for me on a post I haven't commented on yet, you're so good at stalking you're ahead of me 0.o

      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 6, 11 at 10:28pm
      • Ha! You got me :-) I've been sick and bored :-( you know whats sad? The fact that I'm completely off topic and there are relevant posts with more negative votes... XD

        Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 7, 11 at 6:56am
  • Clear win. Also mAybe first.

    Submitted by WesPip on Dec 6, 11 at 4:08pm
  • I love deer hunting season!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 6, 11 at 7:22pm
  • Do you mean "jerky" as in beef jerky or as in "jerky offy in the milky"?

    Submitted by deezknight on Dec 6, 11 at 5:09pm
    • Mr. deezknight what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this sight is now dumber for having read to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

      Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Dec 6, 11 at 11:00pm
      • As witty as you are trying to be, you failed to realize the difference between sight, one of the five senses, and site, as in website. Good try though. Better luck next time.

        Submitted by ilessthan3nerds on Dec 6, 11 at 11:07pm
        • The whole thing was a quote from the movie Old School. I doubt this person failed to see the difference between "sight"and "site". It's more likely that they werent paying too much attention to grammar or spelling when they posted something on this silly website. ComboBreaker28, I appreciated the reference.

          Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 7, 11 at 5:35am