why didn't you poke me back
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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