don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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evidently it's evident
She's a whore, 8:53? The OP is turning down a hookup because he/she will be home relaxing, sans pants.
maybe she meant pants off as in trousers!?
could be in her pyjamas....
i wouldnt get changed again jus 2 see some lad
Evidently she's banging the cookie monster.
Who said it's a girl..?
my pants are poooped.
evidently he's got a small dick. lol
surely this is an invitation not a rebuttal?
sounds like my friend shane.
evidently she is a whore
evidently you're a douche
Ha, sounds like something I said to my guy last night.
Sounds like a guy sent this to a girl. 11 at night and you want what? I gotta work in the morning, bitch!
evidently he didn't want to get laid.
i don't think she's a bitch or a whore.
i think he probably calls her up late or when he's drunk and she's letting him know she won't be a booty call.
I think I know this guy.
Evidently there is evidence that she knows she will be eating a Chipotle burrito at 9:30, and that her pants will be off because she will be stuck on the shitter with nasty diarrhea for 45 minutes.
Yeah don't bother texting at 10 cuz by then my pants will be off as I will be boning your best friend by then.
why don't you 2 homos get a room
good story you fucking bitch 7:41
evidently people are so fucking weird these days..
oh, and she does kindaaaa sound like a whore. sorry
Who said anything about you having pants on?! Keep them off, I didn't want them in the way.
AND GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT GODDAMNED NOW!!!!