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  • 77 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:07am

    evidently it's evident

  • 67 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:27am

    She's a whore, 8:53? The OP is turning down a hookup because he/she will be home relaxing, sans pants.

  • 68 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:31pm

    maybe she meant pants off as in trousers!? could be in her pyjamas.... i wouldnt get changed again jus 2 see some lad

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:11am

    my pants are poooped.

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:54pm

    Who said it's a girl..?

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:21am

    evidently he's got a small dick. lol

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:10am

    surely this is an invitation not a rebuttal?

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:41am

    Ha, sounds like something I said to my guy last night.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:13am

    sounds like my friend shane.

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:09pm

    Sounds like a guy sent this to a girl. 11 at night and you want what? I gotta work in the morning, bitch!

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:50pm

    Evidently she's banging the cookie monster.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:08pm

    i don't think she's a bitch or a whore. i think he probably calls her up late or when he's drunk and she's letting him know she won't be a booty call.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:05am

    evidently you're a douche

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:36am

    Yeah don't bother texting at 10 cuz by then my pants will be off as I will be boning your best friend by then.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:53am

    evidently she is a whore

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:22pm

    evidently he didn't want to get laid.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by NotreallyaLeo on Apr 28, 10 at 4:47pm

    I think I know this guy.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:05am

    good story you fucking bitch 7:41

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:24am

    why don't you 2 homos get a room

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:48am

    evidently people are so fucking weird these days.. oh, and she does kindaaaa sound like a whore. sorry

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:17pm

    Evidently there is evidence that she knows she will be eating a Chipotle burrito at 9:30, and that her pants will be off because she will be stuck on the shitter with nasty diarrhea for 45 minutes.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:39pm

    Who said anything about you having pants on?! Keep them off, I didn't want them in the way. AND GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT GODDAMNED NOW!!!!