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  • evidently it's evident

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:07am
  • She's a whore, 8:53? The OP is turning down a hookup because he/she will be home relaxing, sans pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:27am
  • maybe she meant pants off as in trousers!? could be in her pyjamas.... i wouldnt get changed again jus 2 see some lad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Who said it's a girl..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:54pm
  • Evidently she's banging the cookie monster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:50pm
  • my pants are poooped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:11am
  • evidently he's got a small dick. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:21am
  • surely this is an invitation not a rebuttal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:10am
  • Ha, sounds like something I said to my guy last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:41am
  • sounds like my friend shane.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:13am
  • evidently she is a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:53am
  • evidently you're a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:05am
  • Sounds like a guy sent this to a girl. 11 at night and you want what? I gotta work in the morning, bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:09pm
  • i don't think she's a bitch or a whore. i think he probably calls her up late or when he's drunk and she's letting him know she won't be a booty call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:08pm
  • evidently he didn't want to get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:22pm
  • I think I know this guy.

    Submitted by NotreallyaLeo on Apr 28, 10 at 4:47pm
  • Yeah don't bother texting at 10 cuz by then my pants will be off as I will be boning your best friend by then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:36am
  • Evidently there is evidence that she knows she will be eating a Chipotle burrito at 9:30, and that her pants will be off because she will be stuck on the shitter with nasty diarrhea for 45 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:17pm
  • why don't you 2 homos get a room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:24am
  • evidently people are so fucking weird these days.. oh, and she does kindaaaa sound like a whore. sorry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:48am
  • good story you fucking bitch 7:41

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:05am
  • Who said anything about you having pants on?! Keep them off, I didn't want them in the way. AND GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT GODDAMNED NOW!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:39pm