don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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evidently it's evident
She's a whore, 8:53? The OP is turning down a hookup because he/she will be home relaxing, sans pants.
maybe she meant pants off as in trousers!?
could be in her pyjamas....
i wouldnt get changed again jus 2 see some lad
Who said it's a girl..?
Evidently she's banging the cookie monster.
my pants are poooped.
evidently he's got a small dick. lol
surely this is an invitation not a rebuttal?
Ha, sounds like something I said to my guy last night.
sounds like my friend shane.
evidently she is a whore
evidently you're a douche
Sounds like a guy sent this to a girl. 11 at night and you want what? I gotta work in the morning, bitch!
i don't think she's a bitch or a whore.
i think he probably calls her up late or when he's drunk and she's letting him know she won't be a booty call.
evidently he didn't want to get laid.
I think I know this guy.
Yeah don't bother texting at 10 cuz by then my pants will be off as I will be boning your best friend by then.
Evidently there is evidence that she knows she will be eating a Chipotle burrito at 9:30, and that her pants will be off because she will be stuck on the shitter with nasty diarrhea for 45 minutes.
why don't you 2 homos get a room
evidently people are so fucking weird these days..
oh, and she does kindaaaa sound like a whore. sorry
good story you fucking bitch 7:41
Who said anything about you having pants on?! Keep them off, I didn't want them in the way.
AND GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT GODDAMNED NOW!!!!