I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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