I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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