I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Little spoons don't ask big questions
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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