Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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