"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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