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  • my reaction: ahaha awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ewwwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:37am
  • LOL @ 2:02, "I'M EVERY WOMAN", nice touch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:00pm
  • @7:23 Yes. Like a big hairy tarp.

    Submitted by LoneWolf54 on Jun 21, 11 at 2:53am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:04pm
  • I just threw up in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:37am
  • lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:03am
  • hahahahahah

    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 22, 10 at 1:09am
  • @11:07 Yeah, this is from Preston and Steve, not original. NEXT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:04am
  • Bahahhahaha funniest thing I've read or seen in a looongggg time. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:28am
  • lmfao hahahahahahahahah funniest one I've read yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:51am
  • this is still 11:48, but its sill really funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:51am
  • Damn that's some funny shit.

    Submitted by wakeupjohn on Oct 21, 11 at 3:26am
  • i'm sooo tired of these "her vagina looks like...." texts. christ, boring already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:48pm
  • 11:48, way to reference a month old post. I didn't realize TFLN had a research department. I mean, did you already know that post from a month ago existed or did you actually take the time to look into this further in order to challenge this post's credibility?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:59am
  • hahaha @ 5:20... I'm turned on by that. AND ALL VAGINAS ARE BEAUTIFUL... even the plump and/or dangly ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:38am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i damn near shit my self laughing! lol :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:34am
  • I know her..Camille has roast beef. on x its hot, sober...not so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:02pm
  • 12:59 To be a simile it would have to be "IS LIKE a grenade" not "looks like-"

    Submitted by Stovall41 on Jul 12, 11 at 8:31pm
  • 2:10 its not that hard to believe, after a text about period stained panties they all came out yelling about how "REAL MEN LOVE PERIOD STAINS"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:13pm
  • Disgusting, but hilarious at the same time!!

    Submitted by charles1996 on Aug 3, 11 at 10:43pm
  • so where's the parade of "ALL VAGINAS ARE BEAUTIFUL, REAL MEN DON'T CARE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I'M EVERY WOMAN" bitches?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:02pm
  • 12:43, "looks LIKE a grenade" ... simile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:59pm
  • 2:02, you're seriously ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:10pm
  • wow 12:48- Reading fail there is definitely a "like" in that sentence yuh failzz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:16pm
  • what exactly does a vagina like that look like. Are the inner lips like really big or something? And this is a girl asking because i haven't seen many vagina's...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Haaaa! I love that one! Thats intense!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:49pm
  • already been done before (949): Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:48am
  • I heard that on Preston N Steve a year ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:07pm
  • RO the freaking FL is is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:57am
  • remembered the m-80/pastrami one, myself, without having to look it up....LAME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:38pm
  • mmm beef curtains...with cheese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:17am
  • hahah eww! thats awesome! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:02pm
  • I am horrified after reading this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:25pm
  • I love it when dumb people try to act like they're intelligent and it backfires. thanks 12:43!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:25pm
  • a simile involves "like'' or "as"--this would be a metaphor, dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:43pm
  • @ 7:23 g00gle image search it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:23pm
  • why is this gross, my vagina looks like elephants ears hanging out and i just tuck my beaf curtains in my asshole while im wearing a bathing suit or sumthng. anyone turned on or just me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:20am
  • @6:48 does this text make you self conscious?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:22pm
  • rofl. ew, thats grody.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:27am
  • ive seen one like that... i told her i was nervous and thats why it woulodn't get hard. really i just didn't want to feel like i was stickin it in corn beef hash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:00am
  • fantastic simile, 7:23 imagine what your vagina would look like if you alternated between a cucumber, hot dog, and hair brush (no not the handle) on yourself for about 3 days staight. That would be the equivalent of a vagina that looks like a grenade went of in a deli shop, everything would be fucked up, hilarious, and still meat...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:38pm