Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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