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  • Oh come on. Shower beers are like quickies.. fast, cheep, and before the bars/football games... and bath beers are meant to be enjoyed. Like a tasty micro in a pint glass. You can't rock a pint glass in the shower.

    Submitted by mt_holliday on Mar 5, 10 at 9:15pm
  • Who takes a bath when they are getting ready to go out? The point of a shower beer is to get that first pre-party drink out of the way and a shower. Besides, baths don't make sense. Who likes sitting in their ass water?

    Submitted by Crispy1 on Mar 4, 10 at 12:24pm
  • Yes.

    Submitted by fuckchris on Mar 4, 10 at 11:51am
  • The point of the shower beer is to save time because you're multitasking... A bath takes time, I can have four beers in the amount of time it takes to fill the bath and then take one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:20pm
  • http://quoteunquoterecords.com/qur004/003.mp3\n\nA punk song about shower beers!

    Submitted by SixString on Mar 4, 10 at 5:05pm
  • I always go with a 3 beer shower, there's nothing that it can't cure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 12:27am
  • I'll buy that.

    Submitted by buflosrevenge on Mar 4, 10 at 4:48pm
  • I just got paid/lost my job so it's a heavy night of drinking.\nYou can smoke in the bar so when I come home I'm stinking.\nThe smell on my clothes is offending to the nose\nBut that's not the reason that I'm stepping in.\nThe only reason I take a shower is so I can drink a showerbeer!!!

    Submitted by mouseteeth on Mar 5, 10 at 2:29am
  • No. Next time you have a thought....don't.

    Submitted by doc294 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:08pm
  • blasphemy

    Submitted by RolledUp on Mar 4, 10 at 11:09am
  • Shower beers better, I don't fuck with baths

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:59pm
  • fuk that. just do an irish car bomb as you head out the door. drink a beer in the shower? wtf is that all about?

    Submitted by Recentlyfree on Mar 4, 10 at 11:19pm
  • Shower beer is so much more effective though. And who takes baths anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:11am
  • Got to go for the B B and B. Bubble bath and a beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:11am
  • Yeah shower beer tends to get warm and watery. If any of you ever put in a hard days work you'd understand the glory of a good bath beer. NMc

    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Mar 4, 10 at 5:54pm
  • I do

    Submitted by loo on Mar 5, 10 at 2:12am
  • Well no shit. Shower beer is a good way to wind up drinking shower water. Admittedly, not much different from most American beer, but still not to be desired.

    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 4, 10 at 12:01pm
    • You must be from Canada you dumb prick. Unless you're retarded you don't end up drinking shower water.

      Submitted by RolledUp on Mar 4, 10 at 12:18pm
      • Every nation in the world - including many Americans - makes a minor sport of mocking American beer. It's not just Canada.

        Submitted by Herschel on Mar 8, 10 at 11:59am