Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
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4:27, if you've never been with an Asian, how do you know what they sound like?
Someone's been watching too much bad porn.
lmao @ 5:10 and 4:59
and speaking as an asian female who is dating a black guy, i am SUPER scared of his dick not fitting.............
^^^^^it's called spit^^^^^
lube is your best friend...or taking things nice and sloww...sure you'll both like tht
fuck you 749, 356 knows what hes talking about, those ladies are flat out stunning, the ones that are good looking are drop dead
3:56 is an idiot. False statistics. (:
yes i'm asian, yes i have sex with white guys (no asians yet) & yes i'm fucking nuts both inside & outside of bed.
calm down kids.
I was standing next to the person yelling this... fuck yes
95% of Asian girls I see are fugly as fuck! They have no ass and no boobs. Middle Easterners, now THERE is some hot ass! I knew this one Egyptian chick who was hot as hell. I still think about her when I have sex with my girlfriend.
733 is a typical asian whore. slit eyed slut, you shouldnt be proud of anything
hahaha 10:13. spot on.
yes youre asian, yes youre a whore, and yes youre fucking insane.
Asian girls are an old trend and they weren't even that popular outside of 2-3 states.
I think I love you!
1045 yeah right. asians are smarter than us, dress better, & drive better cars than us. plus they have respect.
what's with all the bashing...
That's ok she called you white meat
1045 don't be jealous cause you're not asian. 733 is way better than you.
Usually tight and fun-sized.
3:56 is right about Middle Easterners. Aye carumba.
asian girls are small because their males are just as soft and small...
Almost positive this was sent to me.
and they'll vomit on you if you aks them!
never been with an Asian personally but i gotta ask you one and everybody else a question:
Why do Asian chicks sound like they are crying/in horrible pain while fucking? That shit is mad annoying.
and if you dont believe me watch/do a couple of Asian and tell me im lying
HAHAH and i re-fell in love with this site all over again
That's hilarious. I got my first asian awhile ago. I'm trying to find a decent looking indian but no luck yet.
LMFAO!!!! U kno she felt stupid as hell. Really funny tho!!!! LOL!!!!
i remember my first asian... such a memorable moment in my life.. i made the mistake of dating one though... don't ever date an asian. they are crazy as fuck.
can someone explain the white man's obsession with asians?
or is it just one of those unspoken laws of nature?
#11 on Stuff White People Like
looks like this guy just caught yellow fever =]
@ 5:09 is that b/c asian guys have small penis lol?
@5:59 all you had to say was "he's black" and everyone would have inferred the rest haha
yellow girls have no eyes, no ass or boobs, are fucking crazy, and taste bad. no thanks. im a white guy, and ill date any race but asian.
356 is false.
227 is false as well.
Asian girls are tiiight :)
5:09- I don't want to say you are my new hero, but way to play that one.
wow didnt hear that line from wedding crashers or anything......lame.
not all asian girls are crazy.. and not all of them look like the stereotypical asian girl. different colors, sizes, etc.
as for the whine-moaning, i'm going to chalk it up to bad porn and girls with high pitched annoying voices.
4:10, awesome hahahaha
ohh, ouch 4:27. I'm an Asian girl and agree that the crying / pained sounds are restricted to bad porn. I'm pretty sure I sound more like, "Fuck me harder!" than "Oh god, this hurts so much."
And yes the stereotype of tight Asian pussies is true. We're religious about those damn Kegels as well.
7:33 you're usually everyones's first? uhmm okay and also being super tight is actually super hard to fit into...kinda hurts like a bitch. so dont knw why the black dudes would want that since they packing the most.
wow 443 don't hate!
i'm 100% asian & proud of it. all the white boys want me & black boys want me even more. i'm usually everyone's first asian.
& it's true.. my pussy is super tight.
1132- i'm not yellow. i'm golden tan. from taiwan but born here. i have a great ass & big brown eyes. i guess i'd have to be your first : )
Guys, we're talking about restaurants right?! =D
wedding crashers altered but still wedding crashers
That's from Wedding Crashers
i HATE asians. i AM asian.
flat faces, flat bodies
lol i knw an asian chick going out with a black dude and shes super scared he wont fit into her vajayjay cuz hes apparently really big and shes apparently really tight...now thts awkward
the white tiger strikes again!
3:56 speaks the truth
it makes me SOOO worried this was from some dude i dated lol
You know, for a white guy, I'm not particularly wild about Asian girls. I know, I know, that's like "BLASPHEMY" among white guys, but I'm more into the Black and Arab girls myself.
Not that I'm discounting anything happening in the future.
asians look like aliens
nono my boyfriend definitely said the asian he was with sounded like she was whining.
but he liked it?
Ahhh, I remember MY first Asian.
Stolen from Wedding Crashers. Fail. Funny, but fail.
Coming from an asian girl, i find that hilarious.
a lot of asian chicks are so hot