i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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She's the barista slut.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm bleeding and have questions
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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