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  • Philadelphia sucks

    Submitted by Hawks_81 on Apr 19, 10 at 4:08pm
  • 1:32 stop being such a size queen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:51pm
  • How is this a "text from last night"? The Mets haven't been at Philly since May 3rd, and that was a rainout.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:13am
  • these "i love this city" texts are so annoying! how many people actually tell their friends that on a daily basis???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:02am
  • Jayson Werth is the shiit =) GO PHILLIES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:52pm
  • WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PHILLY HATE fuck you guys. chill out, this is the city of brotherly love. go phils

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:44pm
  • World Fucking Champions.. all you phillies haters are just jealous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:35am
  • Mets SUCK! Go Phils!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:53am
  • I can only hope that all people "born and bread" in the Philly area stay there. The rest of us don't want you spreading your ignorant gene pool beyond the PA borders.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:55am
  • 6:39AM & my 10" cock, open wide

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:32pm
  • Nothing like a little manboy action -- baseball!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:36pm
  • born and bread? what kind of bread? rye?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:40am
  • i LOVE THIS CITY.I LOVE THIS CITY. I LOVE THIS CITY,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:06am
  • ummm seriously? phils suck :) GO mets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:13pm
  • what did i do 9:16??????. or are you one of those guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:22am
  • 11:57 rests their case.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:18pm
  • @ 5:51, you've got to be fucking kidding. You're REALLY reaching, there's absolutely nothing homophobic about "buddy". Go cry in a corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:33am
  • the phillies are possibly the gayest team in baseball...i mean rollins...cmon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:35am
  • philly is phuckin amazing. assholessss!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:11pm
  • how about your Phillies win a game, and then we talk. LETS GO METS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:34pm
  • actually 8:51, i (8:40) am from Northeast Philly. Frankford to be exact. So, I guess you need another way to figure out who's from here and not based on something more credible than their grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:06am
  • i love how seriously people are taking this text... lighten up people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Mets suck! Go Phils!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:23am
  • It's great that there's a poster on here who hates both gays and Puerto Ricans. Nothing like an equal opportunity bigot. And bible thumper who says if you love gays you're going to hell? Way to cast the first stone, d-bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:18am
  • The phillies rule u dumbasses!!!!!!!!!!! Get over it. O and the mets suck. Lmfao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:10pm
  • 12:46 way to be a fucking idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:54pm
  • omfgg ahhaha i LOVE philly. go philsss. im tryna skip school again for the 09 parade. gotta admit tho.. woulda been waaayy funnier if it were a eagles fan talkin to a cowboys fan.. tht woulda made my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:57pm
  • thats fuckin philly for ya. hell yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Whatever to all the bickering, but I agree. You have to love this city. It accepts nothing else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:32am
  • wife beaters and halfes ....love philly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:56am
  • Generally Phillies fans all live in South Philly, and the shitty suburbs. So they suck automatically. And on top of that sports fans tend to suck in every city because they take their own fandom way to fucking seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Haha this just made my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:54pm
  • the phillies suck dick, lik the guy who left this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:30pm
  • thanks for the back up 9:06 .thats how we do it .fight one fight us all. I LOVE THIS CITY. OH YAH GO PHILLS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:12am
  • philly. what a shitty city

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:45pm
  • world fucking champs! and actually i do tell my friends everyday how much i love philly. so fuck you if your not from here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:16am
  • Just cause they won't sleep with your fat ass is no reason to hate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Fuck the dude below me GO PHILLIES!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:36pm
  • How is this a text from last night when the Phils have been playing the AL?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:06pm
  • "Filth a delphia" wishes it was NY ..... you got a bell thats it ....... NY is the center of the Universe, and yes True NYers hate the Yankees ....its just too easy to like a team that wins that much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:07pm
  • I've never been to Philadelphia and I don't know who the Mets are (a baseball team, thanks, and that's the extent of it), but this thread made my day. Do you act like this in real life too? I need to visit the States more often.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:51pm
  • I like how the people supposedly from philly are acting so tough. I used to live in Philly and it's mostly preppy pussies and wannabe tough guys who run for the exits when the shit actually goes down. Fuck Philly and baseball and all you fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Muck the Fets!!!!! Choke artists!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:08am
  • bahaha, philly gets so defensive, obvs they suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:53pm
  • alright, they've won. let's talk now like you promised.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:58pm
  • I fuckin love this city. We get a bad rep but they are all ignorant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:23pm
  • shit typin tuff guys where no one can get to them.u can tell they AINT from phily..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:51am
  • Philly where even the gays have attitood!!! A shame the Phils can't win at home. We do hate the dog fucking Mets in Philly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:45am
  • fuck you, and the phillies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:39am
  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE philly <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:06am
  • Hell ya go philly!

    Submitted by gunzndgirlz on Jul 29, 11 at 7:00pm
  • I live in NY and Philly is so much fucking better. In everyway possible. BROTHERLY LOVE. WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Gays shouldnt be at a baseball game, all the bats and balls may be like a dick tease to them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:12am
  • don't shit on mets fans, they hate the yankees so it's really all good :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:39pm
  • FUCK PHILADELPHIA SCUM CAPITOL OF THE WORLD, GO CUBS MOTHERS! bahaha try winning a championship in this day and time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:09am
  • come to the phils game on july 4th against the mets and be friends with me. thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:19am
  • GOD DAMN both the Mets and Phillies suck ass equally, how many World Series have you guys won? about 2 each....?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Love Philly, hate the Phillies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:40pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:10pm
  • lmao. hey pat. love audrey. (i saw this on your facebook.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:54pm
  • thats the whole thing dickhead.we AINT friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:04am
  • Phillies r gayyyyyyy o wow 2 world series..losers lol...but mets fans r fags too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:53pm
  • The best of this is, regardless of who the Mets were playing, someone called them out for what they really are, and their fans did nothing. Trying doing that shit to the Phillies, and even if there was only one fan in attendence, mist likely, the person who said it, would have a date with the ER doctor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:36pm
  • HELL FUCKIN YEAH!!! that's my town :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:00pm
  • I love this thread and how offensive this text was to so many people. I laughed my ass off at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:31pm
  • 12:54 sorry you a Cubs fan?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:05pm
  • philadelphia is the best fucking city to ever exist and if anyone says others they can suck a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Your an asshole

    Submitted by rc1964 on May 21, 10 at 12:39pm
  • phils=worst team in sports history

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:13am
  • phuck philly! let's go mets!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:05pm
  • "are you one of those guys?" wtf, someone on here is seriously a FUCKING IDIOT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:52am
  • this whole thread is seriously offensive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:36am
  • i grew in kensington . now live in mayfair. i will never leave philly......you dont belong if not born and bread from here ....fuck Ny and the pussy mets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:37am
  • @ 9:12 then i guess straight woman shouldn't go either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:32am
  • FUCK PHILADELPHIA SCUM CAPITOL OF THE WORLD, GO CUBS MOTHERS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:41am
  • Another bandwagon Philly fan... wait until they revert to form and start to suck again. Let's see where all these "fans" go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:10am
  • fuck anyone elses post on here.. the best part was that it was at a PHILLIES GAME! GO Phillies! better luck next year!! (215)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:05pm
  • Your friend is the best person in the world. (Also the Mets suck, but that's secondary to this being hilarious.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:46pm
  • actually i wasnt backing anyone up 9:12, if anything i was trying to piss off whoever said "shit typing tuff guys, u can tell theyre not from phily"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:16am
  • FUCK THE METS!!! go phils!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:40am
  • Screw the mets and the phillies. Go Cardinals!!!!!!!

    Submitted by stlcards220 on May 12, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Bread from here? It's bred, dipshit. Typical Philadelphia moron grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:42am