So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
