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  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:54pm

    Drunk dialing is the best.

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:28am

    well... my dentist is hott. Maybe yours is too??

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:05pm

    Drunk dialing is funny. This text is not.

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:48pm

    I like random acts, so I LOVE this text!! Funny!!! 

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:12pm

    630! my dad is a dentist in the 630!!!

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:41pm

    If this has anything to do with having a terrible toothache and trying to drink off the pain and the alcohol not really helping resulting in the need to call a dentist at ungodly hours then i sympathize.

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:37pm

    (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:46pm

    I called your mother too and asked her to fuck. She said yes. I fucked your mother.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:23pm

    Maybe he was using his own laughing gas

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:59pm

    too funny. drunk dialing can be funny...well, it usually is funny but only when it happens to other people. i dont like dialing OR receiving drunken calls.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:26pm

    Wow how boring ! ( from the desk of big tone)

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:31pm

    ok what was the point in this text? honestly.. thats dumb..

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:55pm

    This is dumb as shit

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:50pm

    Maybe hurt their jaw?

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:11am

    4.33AM usually is in the morning.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:15pm

    Lmao drunk dialing is hilarious