Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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