Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
the condom got lost in my hair
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm both gender and math confused
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