I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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