marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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