her vagine was all disorganized.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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