what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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