he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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