Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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