Soap is not a condiment
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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