Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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