your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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