can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think im going to throw up on grandma
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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