I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
