Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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Can't argue with science.
No evidence = no science. This needs to be verified first hand.
I showed my girlfriend this post and for some reason she wasn't nearly as enthusiastic about it as I was. Go figure.
Ladies, learn this. Know this. Live it!
@drake75 at least you got a blowjob before it happened...
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Most women don't believe in science, only feelings
Science doesn't require belief to be true lol
Ask Bill Clinton about this. lol
How can anyone mark this as a bad night? He got a blow job, and he's saying thank you. His text even infers that he's having a good day because of it. WTF people.
Morning, noon, night
Bet Tom cruise gets morning bj's
I think you mean 'gives'
Only thing better is when you're in the shower and she asks for anal.
What if your dick falls off... That's a bad day
In the land of "what if" a whole lot of shit can happen. They probably let morons like you run the place.
I like to send him off w a BJ or quickie... Then all day long all other women look nowhere near as interesting.
AMEN Brother! AMEN!