Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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Can't argue with science.
No evidence = no science. This needs to be verified first hand.
I showed my girlfriend this post and for some reason she wasn't nearly as enthusiastic about it as I was. Go figure.
Ladies, learn this. Know this. Live it!
@drake75 at least you got a blowjob before it happened...
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Most women don't believe in science, only feelings
Science doesn't require belief to be true lol
Ask Bill Clinton about this. lol
Only thing better is when you're in the shower and she asks for anal.
How can anyone mark this as a bad night? He got a blow job, and he's saying thank you. His text even infers that he's having a good day because of it. WTF people.
Morning, noon, night
Bet Tom cruise gets morning bj's
I think you mean 'gives'
What if your dick falls off... That's a bad day
In the land of "what if" a whole lot of shit can happen. They probably let morons like you run the place.
I like to send him off w a BJ or quickie... Then all day long all other women look nowhere near as interesting.
AMEN Brother! AMEN!