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  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:50pm

    yep- If it's happened to you before, (and I'm betting it has) it's probably not the coke....marry the first girl inexperienced enough to take you for her regular ride.

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:07am

    Yeah cocaine! Woo! Let's stay up for two days straight! I'm so tired I WANNA BUILD A HOUSE! Is that blood? Why does my nose Pop when I breath?

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:20am

    Hilarious text for those that get it

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:08pm

    That is brilliant . If u don't know what coke dick is u are too Young to be on this site,

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:23pm

    Coke dick is adderall dicks big sister

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:54pm

    What's a coke dick?

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:08am

    1:54 = noob LMAO at this tflm

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:22am

    First? Get a life cock sucking bitch

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:42pm

    face facts....it ain't the "coke"....yours is a "joke".... glad i'm not your gf

  • 35 40
    Submitted by nmstew on Aug 15, 10 at 7:11pm

    I was picturing more like a coke can, which would explusn the rxn.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:11pm

    (858) Mayb it wasn't ENOUGH cocaine 2 make her look attractive.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:48pm

    ya baby! san diego! hahaha

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:25pm

    Never understood this for guys. Opposite affect on girls...at least me.

  • 23 22
    Submitted by misskelly11 on Feb 8, 12 at 6:45am

    Too much blow and the cock won't grow!

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:01pm

    Dude, want me to promise not to try it again?

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:22am

    Yeah get a life or I'll fuck you really fucking hard. You little giraffesicle.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 5:43am

    bahahahahahha goddamn, that sounds like sd

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:11pm

    10:22 is zoosexual. Watch out, animals of tfln.

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:08am

    Damn I want some coke dick!

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:08am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME