i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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yep- If it's happened to you before, (and I'm betting it has) it's probably not the coke....marry the first girl inexperienced enough to take you for her regular ride.
That is brilliant . If u don't know what coke dick is u are too
Young to be on this site,
(858) Mayb it wasn't ENOUGH cocaine 2 make her look attractive.
Yeah cocaine! Woo! Let's stay up for two days straight! I'm so tired I WANNA BUILD A
HOUSE! Is that blood? Why does my nose
Pop when I breath?
face facts....it ain't the "coke"....yours is a "joke".... glad i'm not your gf
Hilarious text for those that get it
I was picturing more like a coke can, which would explusn the rxn.
Coke dick is adderall dicks big sister
1:54 = noob
LMAO at this tflm
What's a coke dick?
First? Get a life cock sucking bitch
Never understood this for guys. Opposite affect on girls...at least me.
Too much blow and the cock won't grow!
10:22 is zoosexual. Watch out, animals of tfln.
ya baby! san diego! hahaha
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
Damn I want some coke dick!
Yeah get a life or I'll fuck you really fucking hard. You little giraffesicle.
Dude, want me to promise not to try it again?
bahahahahahha goddamn, that sounds like sd