i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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yep- If it's happened to you before, (and I'm betting it has) it's probably not the coke....marry the first girl inexperienced enough to take you for her regular ride.
That is brilliant . If u don't know what coke dick is u are too
Young to be on this site,
Yeah cocaine! Woo! Let's stay up for two days straight! I'm so tired I WANNA BUILD A
HOUSE! Is that blood? Why does my nose
Pop when I breath?
face facts....it ain't the "coke"....yours is a "joke".... glad i'm not your gf
Hilarious text for those that get it
I was picturing more like a coke can, which would explusn the rxn.
(858) Mayb it wasn't ENOUGH cocaine 2 make her look attractive.
Coke dick is adderall dicks big sister
1:54 = noob
LMAO at this tflm
What's a coke dick?
First? Get a life cock sucking bitch
Never understood this for guys. Opposite affect on girls...at least me.
10:22 is zoosexual. Watch out, animals of tfln.
Too much blow and the cock won't grow!
ya baby! san diego! hahaha
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
Dude, want me to promise not to try it again?
Damn I want some coke dick!
Yeah get a life or I'll fuck you really fucking hard. You little giraffesicle.
bahahahahahha goddamn, that sounds like sd